Thursday, April 12, 2012

Jokes about Jobs


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company,
but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was
no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Starbucks Drinks & Desserts that I Like


 I did a review of the nutritional content for the items that I would order at Starbucks. I analyzed the sugar & caffeine primarily in order to determine whether the items are healthy choices or not. 

Also, for desserts I tried to find items that contained fiber in addition to the sugar. This is the only way that sugar should be consumed, that is joining it with fiber. I heard this news from a DVD that I purchased called "Hungry for Change."

So, for my top picks of the items mentioned below I choose:

Coffee Drinks:

Cappuccino at 75mg of caffeine

Espresso Macchiato at 75mg of caffeine

Decaf Pike Place® Roast at 20mg of caffeine

Tea Drinks:

Any except for the lattes, they are too high in sugar.

Desserts:

Blueberry Oat Bar-because it has sugar + fiber. Never eat sugar without fiber. 

Starbucks Drinks and Desserts

Cappuccino-Espresso with steamed milk, topped with a deep layer of foam. 

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 60            Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            <5mg      2%
Sodium                                  70mg      3%
Total Carbohydrate            9g            3%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    8g           
Protein                                   6g           
Vitamin A             6%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 20%        Iron        0%
Caffeine 75mg

Caffè Misto-Brewed coffee and steamed milk.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 80            Calories from Fat 30
Total Fat                               3g            5%
Saturated Fat                       1.5g        8%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            15mg      5%
Sodium                                  80mg      3%
Total Carbohydrate            8g            3%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    8g           
Protein                                   5g           

Vitamin A             6%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 20%        Iron0%
Caffeine 115mg


Espresso-Made with our own Espresso Roast.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (1 fl oz)
Calories 5              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium 0mg                         0%
Total Carbohydrate            <1g         0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g           
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 75mg                                                     GOOD

Espresso Macchiato-Espresso topped with steamed milk foam.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (8 fl oz)
Calories 10            Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g            Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            <1g         0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g           
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 75mg                                                     GOOD



Caffè Americano-Rich, full-bodied espresso with hot water in true European style.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 10            Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  10mg      0%
Total Carbohydrate            2g            1%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g           
Protein                   <1g        
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 2%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 150mg


Pike Place® Roast-A smooth, balanced brew from a specialty roast of blended coffees.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 5              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  10mg      0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g           
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 260mg                                                  NOT GOOD


Decaf Pike Place® Roast-A smooth, balanced brew from a specialty blend of decaffeinated coffees.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 5              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  10mg      0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g           
Protein 0g             
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 20mg



Tazo® Refresh™ Brewed Tea-A bracing blend of mint with a pinch of tarragon.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 0              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g                            GOOD
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 0mg

Tazo® Calm™ Brewed Tea-A comforting blend of chamomile, rose petals and soothing herbs.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 0              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g                            GOOD
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 0mg


Tazo® Full Leaf Chai Tea-A satisfyingly rich blend of black teas and exotic spices.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 0              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g                            GOOD
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 80mg

Tazo® Earl Grey Brewed Tea-A traditional black tea scented with the essence of Bergamot.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 0              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    0g                            GOOD
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 75–115mg



Tazo® Chai Tea Latte-Spiced black tea blended with steamed milk.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 190         Calories from Fat 30
Total Fat                               3.5g        5%
Saturated Fat                       1.5g        8%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            15mg      5%
Sodium                  90mg      4%
Total Carbohydrate            34g         12%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    32g                         NOT GOOD
Protein                   6g           
Vitamin A             6%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 20%        Iron        2%
Caffeine 70mg




Tazo® Black Shaken Iced Tea Lemonade-Fine black teas mixed with refreshing lemonade and lightly sweetened.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 100         Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            25g         9%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    25g                         NOT GOOD
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%

Tazo® Awake™ Brewed Tea-A black breakfast tea of boldness, depth and character, invigorating any time of day.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 0              Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat                               0g            0%
Saturated Fat                       0g            0%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            0mg        0%
Sodium                  0mg        0%
Total Carbohydrate            0g            0%
Dietary Fiber 0g   0%
Sugars                                    0g                            GOOD
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        0%
Caffeine 90–135mg



Tazo® Green Tea Latte-Sweetened matcha green tea with steamed milk.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 260         Calories from Fat 50
Total Fat                               6g            9%
Saturated Fat                       3g            15%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            25mg      8%
Sodium                  140mg   6%
Total Carbohydrate            41g         14%
Dietary Fiber                         <1g         4%
Sugars                                    40g                         NOT GOOD
Protein                   10g        
Vitamin A             10%        Vitamin C             10%        Calcium 35%        Iron        2%
Caffeine 55mg

Tazo® Vanilla Rooibos Tea Latte-An infusion of rooibos, steamed milk, syrup, vanilla and cinnamon, topped with velvety foam.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (12 fl oz)
Calories 140         Calories from Fat 30
Total Fat                               3g            5%
Saturated Fat                       1.5g        8%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            15mg      5%
Sodium                  75mg      3%
Total Carbohydrate            23g         8%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%
Sugars                                    23g                         NOT GOOD
Protein                   5g           
Vitamin A             6%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 20%        Iron        0%
Caffeine 0mg


Birthday Cake Mini Doughnut-A vanilla doughnut topped with pink vanilla icing and white sprinkles.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (33 g)
Calories 130         Calories from Fat 50
Total Fat                               6g            9%
Saturated Fat                       2.5g        12%
Trans Fat 0g        
Cholesterol                            10mg      3%
Sodium                  140mg   6%
Total Carbohydrate            17g         6%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%          NOT GOOD
Sugars                                    10g        
Protein                   <1g        
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 0%          Iron        6%

Blueberry Oat Bar-An oat-crust layered blueberry treat topped with buttery streusel.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (87 g)
Calories 370         Calories from Fat 130
Total Fat                               14g         22%
Saturated Fat                       7g            35%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            30mg      10%
Sodium                  150mg   7%
Total Carbohydrate            47g         16%
Dietary Fiber                         5g            20%        GOOD
Sugars                                    19g                                        
Protein                   6g           
Vitamin A             4%          Vitamin C             15%        Calcium 6%          Iron        10%



Petite Vanilla Bean Scone-A moist, bite-sized scone flavored with natural vanilla extract and real vanilla beans.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (33 g)
Calories 140         Calories from Fat 45
Total Fat                               5g            8%
Saturated Fat                       2.5g        12%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            15mg      5%
Sodium                  90mg      4%
Total Carbohydrate            21g         7%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%          NOT GOOD
Sugars                                    10g        
Protein                   0g           
Vitamin A             2%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 2%          Iron        4%

Birthday Cake Pop-Vanilla cake and icing, dipped in a pink chocolaty coating with white sprinkles.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (43 g)
Calories 170         Calories from Fat 80
Total Fat                               9g            14%
Saturated Fat                       5g            25%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            10mg      3%
Sodium                  85mg      4%
Total Carbohydrate            22g         8%
Dietary Fiber                         0g            0%          NOT GOOD
Sugars                                    18g        
Protein                   <1g        
Vitamin A             0%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 4%          Iron        2%



Salted Caramel Sweet Square-Salted caramel and chocolate filling with a layer of crisp pretzels and pecans on top of a butter shortbread crust.

Nutrition Facts Per Serving (40 g)
Calories 190         Calories from Fat 100
Total Fat                               11g         17%
Saturated Fat                       6g            30%
Trans Fat                               0g           
Cholesterol                            20mg      7%
Sodium                  150mg   7%
Total Carbohydrate            24g         8%
Dietary Fiber                         <1g         4%         
Sugars                                    15g                         NOT GOOD
Protein                   2g           
Vitamin A             4%          Vitamin C             0%          Calcium 2%          Iron        4%